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Okay. Now I appreciated the epilogue for the warm and fuzzy happy ending that it was trying to give to Harry. But there's much of fandom that would have been happier had Rowling left it out entirely, and I can see why.

Because while I think it was totally necessary for what JKR was trying to say to show Harry with a family and a rebuilt Hogwarts, by skipping forward 19 freakin' years there was no way she could have organically answered every question: Who raised Teddy? What about sad, twinless George? What about Luna? What about Neville and Luna? What jobs does everyone have? Is Percy married? Actually, as a P/O slasher, I DON'T want to know about the last one.

And that's the problem with the epilogue. It answered all these questions that we didn't want the answers to (bye bye, Harry/Draco, or even Harry/Luna). It didn't answer the questions we really care about. This is not to say that some motivated, talented person could write a Harry/Draco fic 19 years later where both of them end up leaving their wives (or one of them is widowed, probably Draco, 'cause I kind of *like* Ginny in spite of myself) but the point is that it's no longer easy. You can't do it without jumping several hurdles and dealing with a lot of serious consequences that wouldn't have been there if Rowling had stopped on page 749.

And this is kind of a pointless entry, but the whole kerfuffle just reminds me that what we wanted out of this book is not the same as what most people wanted out of this book. (Slashers, and those Harry/Hermione people- damn but did she blow that ship of out the water with the fandom equivalent of an A Bomb.) And that what we want out of books and TV shows seldom is what most people want. And that if JKR was going to ruin so many things, she could have at least done it in a way that wasn't so sappy and saccharine. And that open canon sometimes sucks. Hard.

And I think the only reason why I liked the epilogue so much is because I gave up on being really fannish about Harry Potter sometime in the wake of Book 5.

Date: 2007-07-22 06:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillianloop.livejournal.com
OMG THIS WOULD NEVER HAPPEN BUT MAYBE PERCY AND OLIVER RAISED TEDDY.

Date: 2007-07-23 02:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com
OOOH. WHAT A TRAGICALLY IMPLAUSIBLE AND AWESOME IDEA. *needs a P/O kidfic, right now*

Date: 2007-07-23 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillianloop.livejournal.com
OMG THIS IS SO HORRIBLE, PEOPLE HAVE STARTED SHIPPING ALBUS POTTER/SCORPIUS MALFOY.

I WANT TO DIE INSIDE.

Date: 2007-07-23 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com
THE HARRY/DRACO CANNOT BE KILLED. IT CAN ONLY BE TRANSFORMED IN A CREEPY MULTI-GENERATIONAL WAY THAT IS COMPLETELY REMOVED FROM CANON.

ALSO, I LOVE YOUR NEW RODNEY ICON. DO YOU LIKE MINE?

Date: 2007-07-23 05:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillianloop.livejournal.com
ASLKD;FJA;LSDKFJA;LDSFJ IT'S SO WRONG, THOUGH

ALSO, YES YES YES YES HE LOOKS LIKE A MONSTER DINOSAUR I LOVE IT- ENJOY THE JOHN, HE FEELS LEFT OUT

Date: 2007-07-23 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com
I KNOW. JKR NEEDED TO PUT DOWN THE CRACKPIPE I THINK.

SPEAKING OF CRACKPIPES, DIDN'T YOU KNOW, RODNEY IS A DINOSAUR. READ THIS. (http://rivatar.com/aa/atlantis/rodneysaur.htm) CONSIDER IT THE FIRST ON MANY RECS.

OH JOHN. <3

Date: 2007-07-24 03:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lillianloop.livejournal.com
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BEST THING EVER.

LOL JOHN IS AN ADORABLE MAN SLUT.

Date: 2007-07-22 11:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com
HARRY/RON/HERMIONE 4EVAH!!!!eleventy-one!!

Hm, I have decided to ignore the epilogue. And I want to know what happened to Luna and Neville. And if H/R/H had to go back to hogwarts to get their newts. I HAVE QUESTIONS.

Date: 2007-07-23 02:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] merelyn.livejournal.com
Yeah, I think she could have done something like One Year Later and told us what happened to Hogwarts; she could have covered a lot more of the wizarding world rebuilding and what happened to everyone, and just *implied* the happy family, everyday existence stuff that she just skipped to in the epilogue. In some ways it didn't so much wrap things up as leave a nineteen-year-sized plot hole.

Date: 2007-07-26 04:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annaalamode.livejournal.com
Yes. And I plan on ignoring the epilogue anyway. TRIO FOREVER!

yayyyyy i finished it!

Date: 2007-07-24 12:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sovietkitsch.livejournal.com
i saw the epilogue and i was like ugh, why NINETEEN years later, and i didn't want to read it but of course i did anyways. and honestly, i wasn't that interested in their kids (i wanted to know about neville, luna, etc too) except that i LOVED LOVED LOVED that harry gave his son the middle name severus!

AHHH SNAPE I KNEW IT ALL ALONG. i'd been saying the whole time since book 6 that i expected harry would have to die and snape would be vindicated. and i was, mostly, right. i'm not sure yet about the twist of harry coming back from the dead, but i was happy of course that he did. oh, and awesome that voldemort died by his own curse!! i wanted a real change of heart in draco, but percy was enough. ahhh it was so good!

Date: 2007-07-26 07:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] penguinchrissy.livejournal.com
Who the hell is Headmaster now?????? AHHH!

I want to name my kid Severus.

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